What happens when bird meets car

Respect or DIE!!

there is only ONE name (other than God) that has transcended throughout the ages and has struck fear into the hearts of his enemies. He is so fearful that when he decides to write a book, the letters gather into words in front of him out of fear.. he is JEFF CHOK!! RESPECT or DIE!!

he is the reason why buggyman looks for under its bed and closet every night before going to sleep. the cheif export of JEFF CHOK is PAIN!! JEFF CHOK uses a nightlight, not because he is afraid of the dark (he is not afraid of anything). but because the DARK is AFRAID of JEFF CHOK.

Last week, JEFF CHOK decided to go shopping with his new LIMITLESS credit cards, he MAXED them out within 27 seconds.

with his camera, JEFF CHOK shot Darwin back to the stoneage when he presented JEFF CHOK with the THEORY of EVOLUTION, there is no such thing because EVOLUTION is the TITLE of the list of animals JEFF CHOK allows to LIVE. the very next day, archaeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back 2.5 million BC writen by Mr. Darwin. It defined "VICTIM" as "ONE WHO HAS ENCOUNTERED JEFF CHOK"

JEFF CHOK kills ONE man EVERY valentine's day. because JEFF CHOK believes that the QUICKEST way to a man's HEART is through his FIST!!

Yes, these are some of JEFF CHOK's life stories. but ladies and gents, after reading all this, there are 3 words that you must take home and keep in your hearts forever.

RESPECT, OR DIE!!!!

Slumdog Millionaire: Jamal jumps into a hole of crap

This is the best scene in the whole movie!!

The thing bout life

i dun know la.. it seems like everything in life just became so complex, this girl likes this guy but they cant get together cos of own individual problems and what not.. parents disagreeing with the smallest things possible just to get on our nerves..

people are never satisfied nowadays..

ohhh well!!! enough of this.. im not known for my emo sh!ts and renting talks..

TIME FOR BULLYSH!T AND LIFE NONSENSE!!

recently i just watched Slumdog in one of my youth outing gathering.. i bet Slumdog won all those awards not because its an awesome movie (no doubt it was a good movie, but not an awesome one (unlike Transformers!!)) but because of the SH!T scene. the part where Jamal jump into the pool of semi hard semi watery semi jello like sh!t was just awesome!! and yes, i did reply that part over and over and over and over and over again.. (btw, the sh!t look like mashed potatoes mixed up with the gravy)

*i'll update the pics later*

Youth today was a real hell of a bonding time!! i managed to fit 8 people into my Myvi!! wOOT!! we had a short time of sharing with each other and then ended up going to Wendy's in Jaya One for a small snack.. when heading back to church, marcus decided to do something stupid and stuff himself into the boot of the car just for the fun of it (for all of you who dont know, a Myvi's boot isnt a place for ANY living thing).. it was fun alrite, but not for him.. we could hear the sound of marcus's head hitting and bobbling everywhere when ever we went over a bump!!

it was hilarious!!

Today is Hui Ying's 17th Birthday!!
it isnt exactly today cos she was born on 29th Feb 1992.. so she is actually only 4 yrs old!! so we decided to celebrate her birthday after youth today.. it was a really funny time, one of the best i've had in a long time.. (next to the times i spend with May of cos..) cant really share the jokes cos it wont be funny if u werent there. haha..

so that is basically what happened today.. nothing much..

(see.. told u i'd update my blog)

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Update

This is an update

sigh.. today is Doomsday, D-day, Judgement time and execution hour in my study life.. i've gotta pass my Business Stats exam.. if i dont, i've gotta repeat my sem!! which i REALLY DUN WANNA DO!! cos if tat happens, my parents told me that they wont pay for my fees and i've gotta work for it!! Y IS LIFE SO HARD!!!

if i dont pass my exams, i jus wanna say that i love u and i know that u'll continue in uni and i'll be here waiting for u.. i love u so much u've made my time in college so enjoyable.. i really dont know wat i'd do without u

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I LOVE U, MAY LIM CHIN AI

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